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Let’s face it, if you’re here you need help, the kind of help that only genuinely talented but ultimately disturbed commercial video creatives can provide. If you want bland and vanilla commercials for your brand, brother you’re in the wrong place. This is an intervention to stop you from creating commercial videos so boring that they cause an existential crisis on a global scale.
Intrigued? Unwrap that Wonka bar, snag your golden ticket, and set up a free consultation... if you've got the guts!
Welcome to Portland Production Services, where we believe in a simple truth: if your commercial doesn’t poke the status quo with a very sharp stick, you’re doing it all wrong.
Our mission? To obliterate the sea of sameness with videos so daring, they’re whispered about in boardrooms and break rooms alike.
Our videos are scroll-stopping, brain-searing, and competitor-crippling. Want to stand out like a chimichanga at a vegan potluck? We've got you.
Our videos are pure eyeball adrenaline. Wild, weird, and impossible to ignore.
From TikTok to Grandma’s Facebook, our videos blend in and blow up—everywhere.
Our videos don’t just win. They ruin lives. Sales up. Rival dreams down.
Fine, you twisted our arm. We'll let you in on our top-secret process. But this stays between us, got it?
It all starts with a meeting of the minds. We sit down with you, drink copious amounts of coffee, and dive deep into your brand, your goals, and your wildest dreams. This is where we lay thefoundation for the epic journey ahead.
We poke, prod, and stress-test our ideas until only the strongest, most impactful concepts survive. Then, we lay out our concepts before the eldritch altar of Cthulhu, beseeching his tentacled wisdom to guide us in our refinement process. You know, just the usual stuff.
We take our notes scribbled on napkins and in the margins of our cliff notes version of TheDivine Comedy and retire to a dimly lit room to hammer out groundbreaking commercial concepts to the sound of old Viking chants. Only the strongest ideas survive (and some of the creatives if we're being honest) but you reap the benefit, yay!!
That's like asking how much a unicorn costs-it depends on how magical you want it to be.What we mean is price is dependent on production value, the more magical, the more zeros you'll see on that price tag (but don't worry, we'll make sure it's worth every penny).
It depends on how much caffeine we have in our system. But generally, we can turn around avideo faster than you can say "I should have hired these guys sooner." We're talking weeks, not months (unless you want us to film an epic trilogy, in which case, we might need a bit more time)
That's like going to a buffet and not knowing what to eat. But don't worry, our team of video strategists will help you navigate the menu of options and pick the perfect type of video for your brand (even if it means we have to do a little hand-holding)
The real question is, where CAN'T you publish it? But to answer your question-YouTube,Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, your website, your mom's Facebook page... the possibilities are endless. We'll even help you come up with a distribution strategy that'll make your video go viral faster than a cat playing the piano
We mean this in the nicest way possible, but that's like buying a Ferrari and then trying to tune it up yourself. If you insist, we get it. we can totally just film it and hand over the footage, but it needs to be stipulated in the contract agreement in advance including any additional fees associated with it.
We believe in a little something called the "Goldilocks Principle"-not too few revisions, not too many, but just the right amount. That's why we offer two rounds of revisions: the Rough Cut (where we trim the fat and shape your video into a lean, mean, storytelling machine) and the Final Cut (where we add the polish and make it shine brighter than a diamond in a goose's ass).If you need more revisions after that, no worries! We'll just switch to an hourly rate (because time is money, and we've got bills to pay).
We're video experts, not tax experts. But from what we've heard, yes, video marketing costs can be tax deductible (as long as you're not trying to write off your cat's YouTube channel as a business expense). But to be safe, consult with your accountant (or your dad's friend who totally knows a guy who's an expert in this stuff).
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