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Every Portland event production company promises "seamless execution." They're lying. We
own our equipment, know our stuff, and make events so professional your competitors will cry.
You know that nightmare where you're standing at the podium, the mic cuts out, the presentation won't load, and suddenly everyone's staring at you like you just farted in an elevator? Yeah, that's what happens when you hire the other guys.
While you're out there crushing keynotes and schmoozing donors, we're in the shadows making
sure every pixel, decibel, and lumens is exactly where it needs to be..
Portland's most important gatherings don't just happen, they're engineered by slightly unhinged
perfectionists who treat every event like it's the GD moon landing.
Where executives pretend to understand blockchain
Guilt-tripping rich people into saving the world, one auction item at a time
Making your widget look like the second coming
Booth warfare where only the strong survive
Someone's always working from home in their underwear
Massive walls of digital cocaine for eyeballs. We own them, install them, operate them. No
accidental desktop anime wallpaper broadcasts on our watch.
Your event is happening in Portland, but Karen from accounting is stuck in Tulsa. Poor Karen.
That's why we broadcast your event in HD so pristine, remote viewers feel more present than the guy who's obviously hungover in row three. Multi-camera magic to YouTube, Zoom, or whatever weird platform IT demands.
Bad audio is like bad sushi...it'll ruin everyone's day and someone might actually die. We manage wireless mics, boom operators, live mixing, and that one presenter who insists on
whispering directly into their lapel. Your audience will hear every word, every pause, every awkward laugh when the joke doesn't land.
Lighting isn't just about visibility, it's about making your event look cinematic. Custom schemes
that match your brand colors (even that weird teal you insist on).
Spotlights that follow speakers
and ambient washes that make your venue look expensive even if it's a repurposed warehouse
in Southeast.
In-person attendees. Virtual attendees. That one guy who's somehow both (don't ask, we don't judge). We make them all feel like they're in the same room through dark technological sorcery and really good bandwidth management.
Remember when Steve's presentation crashed during the quarterly review and everyone just sat there in silence for seven minutes? That's never happening again. We manage slides, videos, graphics, and transitions so smooth, butter gets jealous, even if t
heir PowerPoint was clearly made in 2003
From Hype videos that generate buzz before your event to Highlight reels after the event so epic people who didn’t attend will lie and say they did.
We capture every moment worth
capturing in stunning 4K and leave out the awkward bits like the CFO doing a very timely Borat impression
Line array concert systems that could deafen God himself. Backup generators for when PGE inevitably fails. Plus pyrotechnics that require homeland security clearance, CO₂ jets, and confetti cannons. We're basically a rock concert production company that accidentally does corporate events when the money's right.
Not rental garbage from 2015. Equipment so advanced it breaks international treaties.
We don't need 47 people to run your event. Instead we have 6 badasses who know exactly what they're doing.
Need anything? We know a guy. We're basically the event production mafia (but legal).
Twenty years of Portland event disasters condensed into one PDF. The same list our crew uses to avoid lawsuits and unemployment.
Contains the 37 things that will definitely go wrong if you don't check them first, plus emergency protocols for when they go wrong anyway.
We won't spam you. We barely remember to check our own email.
We interrogate you about your vision (gently, with coffee)
We show you numbers that make sense and you say "yes"
We obsess over every detail so you don't have to
Your event happens, nobody dies, you look like a genius
"PPS made our annual conference look like a TED talk had a baby with the Super Bowl halftime show. I don't know how they did it, and frankly, I'm afraid to ask."
– Someone Important, Probably
You'll spend three weeks getting quotes from inferior companies. You'll lose sleep. You'll
consider moving the event to Zoom. Then you'll call us anyway. Save yourself the emotional
journey and just surrender now.
© Portland Production Service 2025
